No Love for the Cool Keyboard Player?!
Thought I’d throw this out there before everyone takes off to enjoy their weekend. This is comedian Steve Byrne (who I got a picture with and snubbed an oddly put-off Vince Vaughn at a comedy festival) talking about the hierarchy of rock bands. Anyone care to guess where the keyboard player comes in?
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I’m surprised that bass guitarist is ranked above drummers, seeing as the bassist is usually the butt of all band-related jokes.
metallichris71 Reply:
June 4th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Bassists just have to assert themselves over the drummer. Like how Murderface clearly outranks Pickles.
The T Reply:
June 4th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I think you might be misunderstanding something about Murderface…
metallichris71 Reply:
June 6th, 2010 at 10:26 am
Not at all. Anyone who can play bass with their cock is a true rock star.
“It was a long bus ride to Tulsa people.”
I’m mortally offended by Steve Byrne’s stereotypes of keyboard players! There’s plenty of keyboard players who get chicks! Let’s see, there’s…
Elton John — gay;
Little Richard — gay;
Stevie Wonder — blind;
Jerry Lee Lewis — um…married his 12-year old cousin (female! it’s a start, right…?);
Billy Joel — married a supermodel! Yay! ….who, um, divorced him and took him for millions of dollars and left him a drunken wreck of a man
…okay, this is officially depressing now.